Book Description

The New York Times bestselling author of I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and Assholes Finish First delivers a new collection of thirty 100% true, 100% exclusive stories of comically perverse excess. Another installment in Tucker Max's series of stories about his drunken debauchery and ridiculous antics. What began as a simple sentence on an obscure website, "My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole" and developed into two infamously genre-defining books, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell and Assholes Finish First, ends here. But as you should expect from Tucker by now, he is going out with a bang - literally and figuratively. In this book, you'll learn: * How to live and work in Cancun, while still enrolled in Law School* Why Halloween is really awesome * How to subtly torture a high-strung roommate until he explodes with furious anger over a misplaced condiment* What really happened when a dirty pageant girl tried to sue Tucker because he told the truth* Why you should never accept a homemade treat from a hippie with a vanAs we've come to learn from Tucker, assholes do finish first...but everything comes with a price.The Cancun storiesDrugs are bad, mmmkay?Why Halloween is awesomeFat girls cross Tucker, hilarity ensuesThe deadliest vacationSexting with Tucker Max: meanThe fight storiesMeet my friend HateTucker runs a wine tastingThe ex-girlfriend threesome falloutIn the truckThe (almost banned, now complete) Miss Vermont storyTucker Max, knee abuserSexting with Tucker Max: A/S/location, locations, locationThe law school weddings and bachelor partiesEpilogue: The retirement